AFTER
$PEPETIDE
the frog that optimized himself.
12 vials. 0 utility. infinite gains*
*gains not guaranteed. nothing is guaranteed. this is a memecoin.
℞ CONTRACT ADDRESS
DEPLOYING SOON™
robinhood chain · launched on pons.family
TRUST THE VIAL.
THE FRIDGE
pick your poison medicine research substance. click a vial.
🔴 = literally on the FDA hearing agenda of july 23–24. we did not make that up.
THE 3D LAB
actual specimens. grab one and spin it.
SPECIMEN 001 — WOLVERINE STACK
ROADMAP
our roadmap is currently under FDA review. this is a real sentence.
ROADMAP
- ☑ inject
- ☐ BPC-157 FDA 23/7
- ☐ TB-500 FDA 23/7
- ☐ MOTS-c FDA 23/7
- ☐ Semax FDA 24/7
- ☐ Epitalon FDA 24/7
- ☐ valhalla
REAL ARTIFACT 📎
on july 23–24, 2026 the FDA's pharmacy compounding advisory committee holds a public hearing on 7 peptides — including five from our fridge: BPC-157, TB-500, MOTS-c, Semax and Epitalon.
"we are not making this up."
— pepe, under oath
DOSAGE (tokenomics)
what we can't do matters more than what we promise.
- 💉 fixed supply: 1,000,000,000 — no minting, ever
- 💉 1% trade fee (pons pool). no presale. no team allocation.
- 💉 liquidity locked by pons launch mechanics
- 💉 dev buy: one wallet, public, on-chain for everyone to see
- 💉 utility: none. it's a frog with syringes.
PRESCRIPTION (how to buy)
1. GET A WALLET
robinhood wallet, or metamask with robinhood chain (chain id 4663).
2. BRIDGE SOME ETH
a little ETH to robinhood chain covers gas (cents) and your dose.
4. WELCOME TO THE LAB
that's it. you're one of us now. trust the vial.
"i don't read charts. i inject them."
— pepe, probably
12 VIALS