BEFORE

Pepe before peptides: sad basement dweller

no discipline. no results. no peptides.

AFTER

$PEPETIDE

the frog that optimized himself.
12 vials. 0 utility. infinite gains*

*gains not guaranteed. nothing is guaranteed. this is a memecoin.

℞ CONTRACT ADDRESS

DEPLOYING SOON™

robinhood chain · launched on pons.family

TRUST THE VIAL.

Biohacker Pepe with his pharmaceutical fridge FDA: under review stamp

THE FRIDGE

pick your poison medicine research substance. click a vial.

🔴 = literally on the FDA hearing agenda of july 23–24. we did not make that up.

THE 3D LAB

actual specimens. grab one and spin it.

LAB CAM — LIVE SHELF 04 · 4°C

SPECIMEN 001 — WOLVERINE STACK

ROADMAP

our roadmap is currently under FDA review. this is a real sentence.

ROADMAP

  • ☑ inject
  • ☐ BPC-157 FDA 23/7
  • ☐ TB-500 FDA 23/7
  • ☐ MOTS-c FDA 23/7
  • ☐ Semax FDA 24/7
  • ☐ Epitalon FDA 24/7
  • ☐ valhalla
FDA: under review

REAL ARTIFACT 📎

on july 23–24, 2026 the FDA's pharmacy compounding advisory committee holds a public hearing on 7 peptides — including five from our fridge: BPC-157, TB-500, MOTS-c, Semax and Epitalon.

"we are not making this up."
— pepe, under oath

READ THE NEWS

DOSAGE (tokenomics)

what we can't do matters more than what we promise.

  • 💉 fixed supply: 1,000,000,000 — no minting, ever
  • 💉 1% trade fee (pons pool). no presale. no team allocation.
  • 💉 liquidity locked by pons launch mechanics
  • 💉 dev buy: one wallet, public, on-chain for everyone to see
  • 💉 utility: none. it's a frog with syringes.
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0UTILITY
12VIALS
PENDINGFDA APPROVAL
GAINS*

PRESCRIPTION (how to buy)

1. GET A WALLET

robinhood wallet, or metamask with robinhood chain (chain id 4663).

2. BRIDGE SOME ETH

a little ETH to robinhood chain covers gas (cents) and your dose.

3. SWAP ON PONS

find $PEPETIDE on pons.family, paste the CA, swap.

4. WELCOME TO THE LAB

that's it. you're one of us now. trust the vial.

"i don't read charts. i inject them."

— pepe, probably